Dave

From Jordan's Lab

The Basics

Name: Dave or "the prison bitch" (nobody cares about his last name)
Age: Unknown, probably about Ralph's age
Occupation: none
Ethnicity: white trash
Secret Shame: lost his anal virginity

Boring Exposition

Ralph's one-time best friend, Dave was the only member of the original supporting cast to survive from EN's beginning way back in 1995, to almost the present continuity. Sadly, he was arrested for possession of illegal drugs in late '99, and was sentenced to three years in a state correctional facility. Dave was too busy to appear in the comic for a long time, due to being occupied by his daily schedule of being analy raped and beaten by his fellow inmates. When he finally re-appeared, none of the other characters could even remember his name.